Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along! Just do the following:
- Grab your current read
- Open to a random page
- Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
- BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn't give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
- Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!
~| So, here is the teaser for this week! |~
“Touch me with so much as one of those claws you freaky albino Garfield and I will make sure I knock you out, file those suckers down to a flat non-lethal edge, paint them red, and then write “Mr. Fluffy needs love too” all over your face in permanent marker. Don’t mess with the big dogs when they can chew your ass up and spit you out.”-Loc. 3895. Kindle Format. Big Bad Bite by Jessie Lane.
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That threat should make Mr. Fluffy back up! Great teaser.
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And he sure did LOL. Thanks for stopping by :)
DeleteYowzer: freaky albino Garfield! :D That was quite the teaser, I loved it.
ReplyDeleteHe better not mess with them.
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